In reply to accusations of plagiarism, Melania Trump responds with a surprisingly eloquent speech.
“Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas. Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!! Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching, Love like you'll never be hurt, sing like there's nobody listening, and live like it's heaven on earth. So up you get! Come on, Mr. Frodo dear! Sam will give you a ride. Just tell him where to go, and he'll go. What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.” -Melania Trump